January 2011
I'm too popular to spend New Year's Eve with...
absolutezerification:
December 2010
When school starts again.
Fucked up sleeping schedule.
Ugly handwriting forever.
Waking up so freaking early.
Forgot there’s homework/projects due.
Seeing the bitches you hate.
Stupid teachers who gives you too much work.
Homework all day, everyday.
Same shit, different day.
Santa , All I want for Christmas is . . .
hoeyounotcute:
- Christopher Maurice Brown
- Daniel Dwayne Simmons III
- Aubrey Drake Graham
- Tremaine Aldon Neverson
&+Michael Stevenson
Is that Too Muchh ?
dear boys, you are the reason girls starve...
imjustaboywithadream:
Dear girls, you are the reason boys never think they never have a chance with you. You walk around like you’re all that. You get all fucking dressed up, and then you don’t talk to any guys at school. And then you go home and cry because no guy talked to you. There is such thing as putting effort into creating a relationship. dumbasses.
Tumblr got rid of the "Welcome Back" part of the...
chokeonmybeep:
when is the eclipsee?
I started to record the eclipse
blacksatin:
whatsthepointinsleeping:
THEN THE CLOUDS DECIDED TO BE LIKE THIS
AND NOW I’M LIKE THIS
AND THEY’RE STILL THERE, CHILLIN, BLOCKIN MY WAY
and now i’m upset..
Turn ons for guys.
babytswag:
Girls that like sports, play video games, be into cars, wear basketball shorts. You know, the manly stuff. Doesn’t that make guys kinda…gay? I mean, girls don’t want their guys to dress in skirts or wear makeup. But guys like it when girls kinda act boyish. Just a thought.
when i'm on my computer (:
profashionall:
seeing status wars:
see a picture of your ex looking adorable:
some bitch writes on his wall:
see he’s dating this bitch:
annoying skank tries to start shit with you over inbox:
horny pedo adds you up:
ugly and uglier are listed as in a relationship:
LaYdeEe.BabyKiss//Bi3berCull3nJonAs* adds you:
scrolling through newsfeed like:
then go on tumblr like:
when your crush talks you to on fb chat
shauneyyy:
when they stop replying
I'm a Holiday Virgin!
kamilionaire:
erikbeeezy:
I just:
Never had a New Year’s Kiss.
Never had a Valentine Kiss.
Never spent time with someone in Valentine’s Day.
Never had a Valentine.
Never had a kiss under the mistletoe.
Never been taken during Christmas.
Anyone want to change that? :)
^This dick changes everything.
does a valentine in 2nd&3rd grade count?
3 reasons a girl stops texting back:
You said something that pissed her off.
You just started to get boring.
She just fell asleep.
REBLOG IF YOU LOVE THIS GUY.
beautyawlday:
i wonder if he has a tumblr
